Monday, March 29, 2010

Big Me


While shopping for a friend's baby shower I realized that everything made for babies is cute because it's small. Tiny hats? Adorable. Itty-bitty mittens? Delightful. Little shoes? Squealing with happiness. The small=cute factor applies to many things...but not everything.

Small DOES Equal Cute:
4. Dogs. Unless you step on them.
3. Comical Hats. I wore one on St. Patricks Day, rave reviews.
2. Travel sized anything. Big fan of the toothpastes and shampoos, especially when they are free.
1. Mini-skirts. People like them.


Things that aren't so great in mini-form:
4. Cellphones. 2 tiny 2 text.
3. Bottles of booze. Sure they're cute and great if you need to sneak booze into a sporting event but really, they're quite useless.
2. Mini-sized candy bars. Never satisfying, but 'Fun Size' was a great marketing ploy.
1. Pencils. I hate those useless golf pencils. No eraser?!

Big Me,
Foo Fighters

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