Monday, February 15, 2010

You Spin Me Right Round Baby

The Pizzazz makers really messed up when marketing their product. An entire appliance with one purpose? I have very little counter space and I would be more likely to buy something if it had more than one use. Like five uses.

5. Pizza Bagel Maker:
similar to pizza, only in bagel form. No need to find a pan (or wash one)

4. Chicken Nugget Baker: fast, delicious, gets crunchy (unlike the microwave)

3. Grilled Cheese Fr
yer: never tried it, but I bet it would work

2. Fish Sticks: see Chicken Nuggets

1. Scar Producer: really, look at my roommate's arm. That flesh sizzling wound isn't going away for years


You Spin Me,
Dead or Alive

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